Today is Friday. Friday, the 13th. Oooo.... No offense, but I just don't get why people make such a big deal out of this Friday the 13th crap? Did you know, in Spanish-speaking countries, Tuesday the 13th is considered a bad luck day? I'm guessing now that I've said something, I'm screwed. I'll get puked on by a baby while I stand in a checkout line. Stuck behind someone who has not entered the modern ages and still writes a check for groceries...after they provide the cashier with 3,000 coupons. Choose a cart that has one wheel that squeals like a baby pig and violently shimmies back and forth, resulting in a very rough ride. Whatever may happen to me, I stand by my opinion that Friday the 13th is a bunch of phooey.
I always considered myself to be somewhat on the "up and up" with technology. I mean, really... if all else fails - Ctrl/Alt/Delete, bitches! Right? Wrong. Through out the past few months I have learned that I don't know shit about technology. How do I know this? Well, the strapping gentleman standing next to me in the NYE picture is, what one would call, a computer genius. Coding, systems, networking, switches, etc... Hello, I have no idea what any of that means. As most of you know, my mind tends to pick up on words and phrases only if I can make something dirty out of it in my little brain. Well, I really didn't feel like paying attention to my conference call yesterday so my mind drifted to how I can better connect myself to my computer genius of a boyfriend. Jackpot! Do you know how many computer terms he uses that sound dirty? I didn't either. But, holy hell, there are a ton. I truly believe this will bring us closer together. Even if I still never understand what he's saying, when I hear these key words, my eyes will light up and he'll totally think I know exactly what he's talking about. Little does he know...
Hard (Drive), Ram, Spreadsheet, Joystick, Load, Core Dump, (External) Floppy, Backdoor, Weblog, Probe, Back Orfice, Log, Unzip, Firmware, NUM LOCK, Plug and Play, (Hot) Sync, my favorite...Dirty Cache. Pretty awesome, don't you agree?
With that said, there really is only category that I could possible dedicate this PoY to. Duh. Technology! Happy Reading...
The reason I am choosing MsChick74's Technology Peeve this week is because of two words used in her post: Donkey. Balls. Ummm...Hilarious.
What kind of Technology Peeves of Yore would it be with out some sort of salute to those insanely techy Asians? Thanks, Peeved Michelle!
My take on it is that they're always hot. Drop it like it's hot, yo.
Best advance in technology. However, you're right Michael...total Peeve killer.
So, I would totally have one more Peeve, however, I some how deleted it and lost everything and had to re-write this whole PoV over again. Therefore, my last PoV for this week is mine. Right now. This very second. I HATE TECHNOLOGY! Ugh...I need a drink.
Have a lovely weekend, my friends!
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